Diet MTR

I would like to introduce the New Diet MTR cola. “Why Diet?” Well that is because if you are apart of the MTR team then you are already an adrenaline fueled junky and the sugar would just cancel out the process because of the sometimes crash in energy at the end of the day. So a healthy active portion of Mud, Snow and Sand to refresh you in any season, temperature or altitude is what sets this high octane drink apart of the others.

So get your six pack of Diet MTR today!

**Warning**

Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Diet MTR cola.

**Caution**

Diet MTR cola may suddenly burst and or explode. Diet MTR cola contains a healthy active portion of Mud, Snow and Sand, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Diet MTR as a chaser.

Discontinue consumption of Diet MTR if any of the following occurs

* Itching * Vertigo * Dizziness * Tingling in extremities * Loss of balance or coordination * Slurred speech * Temporary blindness * Profuse Sweating * An erection lasting more then six hours * Heart palpitations.

!!!If Diet MTR begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head!!!

Diet MTR is made by the same company that produces Happy Fun Ball.